Saturday, February 13, 2010

heh



Tuesday, February 09, 2010

math tests...



#8 is wrong.  and someone needs to re-write #10.   as written the answer to #10 is an infinite distance, since is asks how far the horse travels after the initial 2 minutes

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

heh

Employee Evaluation

Name: ________________________ Date: __________________

Position: ___________________
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Knowledge:
[ ] The Son of a Gun Really Knows His Shit!
[ ] Knows Just Enough To Be Dangerous.
[ ] Only Has Half a Brain and is Dangerous.
[ ] Brain Damaged, His Coffee Cup Has a Higher IQ.
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Accuracy:
[ ] Does Excellent Work If Not Pre-occupied With Women.
[ ] Pretty Good; Only Occasionally Blows it Out His Ass.
[ ] Has to Take His Shoes Off To Count Higher Than Ten.
[ ] Couldn't Count His Balls And Get The Same Number Twice.
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Attitude:
[ ] Extremely Cooperative (If You Kiss His Butt Daily).
[ ] Brown Noser In Good Standing.
[ ] Often Pisses Off Co-Workers, Thinks He Owns the Damn Place
[ ] Doesn't Give A Care, Never Did, Never Will.
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Reliability:
[ ] Really A Dependable MFA.
[ ] Works So Hard That He Has To Take An Extra Day Off Each Week.
[ ] Can Rely On Him To Be The First One Out The Door.
[ ] Totally Worthless.
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Appearance:
[ ] Extremely Neat, Even Combs His Pubic Hair.
[ ] Looks Great On His Days Off.
[ ] Dirty, Filthy, Smelly Son Of a Gun.
[ ] Flies Leave Fresh Dog Doo To Follow Him.
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Performance:
[ ] Goes Like A Son Of A Gun...If There's Money In It For Him.
[ ] Does All Kinds of Good Stuff At Evaluation Time.
[ ] Works Well After An Enema.
[ ] Couldn't Do Less If He Were In A Coma.
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Leadership:
[ ] Carries A Chain saw And Gets Good Results.
[ ] Macho Attitude, Commands Total Disgust.
[ ] Dog Fasted For Three Day Last Time He Brought Home Pork Chops.
[ ] Mother Teresa Told Him to Get A Life.
==================================================
I UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE BEEN COUNSELED AND UNDERSTAND MY RIGHTS UNDER THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974. I FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AM SCREWED UP AND WORTHLESS AS A FOOTBALL BAT, AND I WILL MAKE SOME KIND OF ATTEMPT TO CORRECT MY OBVIOUS DEFICIENCIES.

_______________________________
Employee Signature (If He Can Write)



Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Two more for Lisa





Math Jokes For Lisa

Enjoy, have a laugh. You may have to open some in a new window to see the whole picture.















Monday, January 04, 2010

Another year, Another quarter...

The new quarter starts in forty minutes. Let's see how it goes this time around...

Thursday, December 03, 2009

As requested.  Proof the Bible is more violent than the Koran when comparing number of incidents

Scholar compares violence in Koran, Bible - Articles of Faith - Boston.com


Saturday, August 01, 2009

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Ya know...

I think he's right.

We have been conditioned to be afraid not to be entertained.

fatpita.net :: funny random pictures


Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Too much math?

How a Differential Works « LewRockwell.com Blog

This brings up a good point.  Math is like philosophy, it tells you why things work.  There's no such thing as too much math, but we need to balance it with practical knowledge too.

Math is good, but without being able to use it in the real world, it is useless to most people. 
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Yep, I'm

How the mighty are falling

well this does not bode well. how soon till there are no more SPARC chips made?

when will they ever learn?

heh



You'd think they'd be smart enough by then not to run Windows.  Could this be why the Enterprise has been captured or compromised so often?




Monday, June 15, 2009

It's been a year (+/- 1 day) today...

Since dad died sometime during the night of 15 June 2008.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Used Car buying Guide

So my sister asked for a guide to buying a new car. I figured others could use the same information, so click here for what looks like a pretty comprehensive guide to looking at a used car